The answer is NO !!!

Why is it that as soon as someone says the words "we need a volunteer" my bloody arms shoots up to the sky ???

Well I HAVE got to learn to say NO!!! (yeah right like that's gonna happen???)

I'm not even gonna say the words like "where is the time flying too" heard them all too often ... my life just seems so crazy at the moment ... as Nan said the other day "you have to go and check your head in the mirror to see if it's bruised from constantly bumping into yourself" !!! How true is that ??? But you want to know the most frustrating thing is that at the end of the day when I try to 'evaluate' what I've done it's a load of NOTHING !!!!

When I was in the corporate world it was all these training seminars etc .. on 'Time Management' etc ... well help I need time management on simple LIFE ... forget the business world ...

But then being The Princess of Procrastination ... I guess that could account for at least 25% of my time (PMSL) then blogging (especially when our titnternet is so bloody slow) that has to account for another 25% !!! LOL

Yesterday morning I actually stood in the kitchen and made a mental 'time plan' to see what else I could do whilst I was waiting for the toast to pop up !!!! Because I have to have my toast buttered while it's hot, and was there enough time to go to the loo, feed the dog and the birds, switch on the computer and make a cuppa before that toaster went PING !!! (I'm sure this disease has a special name !!!! )

Crazy comes to mind ...

Kelsey's homework is driving me crazy at the moment too ... this term they don't only have regular type homework, but as it's a 'shortened' term and they don't really have time for end of term tests (thanks to the bloody World Cup) they are being 'assessed' based on 'Homework Projects' (W.T.F). So the weekend was spent researching TB !!! He had to make an 8 page information leaflet on 'Living with Tuberculosis' !!!! (Yup you read right) Then ... his ZULU Project is to make a spread sheet of the 13 Official Tribes of South Africa ... with their English and Zulu names, pictures of their traditional dress and their traditional food ( 5 chuffing hours on the NET Tuesday and Wednesday trying to find this stuff !!!! aaaarrrrgh !!! Scream! Scream! rant & rave )

No wonder we are sitting down to eat dinner at 8.30pm every night ... and crashing into bed at 9pm !!! Knackered cos 5.30am that alarm goes off and I want to smash it to pieces !!! I need a lot more than Anti-Depressants at this stage !!!!! (Maybe a new life in a straight jacket and a padded cell !!!!)

And 'Wonder Mom' still sticks her bloody arm up when they say ... "we need someone to help with ....."