Just have to share todays O.I.A moment ...

Picture this ... it's 3.45am ... I am FAST asleep ... dead to the world ... not even thinking of waking yet and SON-shine wakes me with a 'JANET' .... I'm like W.T.F ... he said he'd called MUM at least 5 times and I did'nt even move LOL

Anyway ... why is he waking me at that un-GOD-ly hour ??? Seems he was woken by 'something' slapping him in the face !!! WHAT ... he said he was fast asleep and felt something slap his face ... he said he switched the light on ... but saw nothing ... curled back into bed and was just about to go back to sleep when he felt this thing moving in bed with him and he dived out of bed and RAN into my room (PMSL) ..

SO the time it takes me to drag my old aching bones out of bed to find his mystery visitor he then tells me its flying around in the lounge !!!!I told him it was probably a big moth or something ... but he says 'no it's way bigger ..

WELL folks it was a BAT...next was the funniest thing you can ever imagine !!! there I am trying hard to distract this poor creature and get him to fly out of the front doors ... all I'm gonna say is if the neighbours were awake at that crazy hour they would have called the 'Funny Farm' for me !!!! You know those ground crew guys that direct the planes into their places at the airport >??? well there I am in my PJ's with a couple of tea towels instead of paddles and I'm 'directing' my 'airbat' out the door ... It was freekin hilarious ,,,, eventually the poor chap escaped through the patio doors ...

ONLY IN AFRICA !!!