I'm having a serious bad run with Techno-Gremlins ... for some unknown reason I can't send E-mails ??? Can receive them but not send ... so people if you're waiting for replies from me ... sorry, take it up with the Gremlins !!!
And then tried to send Paul a MMS ... and now that doesn't want to work on my phone ... I mean really W.T.F !!!
AND this morning ... there I am Princess of Procrastination sleeping peacefully in my bed ... dreaming of this lovely head massage ... I put my hands up into my 'flowing locks' (PMSL) and low and behold there's a FROG !!! on my head ... and that part was TRUE ... not in my dreams !!!! an honest to goodness Bull Frog...
I dived out of bed screaming ... Kleo started barking, but she didn't know what she was barking at ... and she'd been lying on the bed next to me ... it was a candid camera scene !!!
NO I'm not afraid of frogs or anything but you just don't expect a Bull Frog to be sitting on your head when you wake up ... ROFLMAO ...
I mean I've heard of the Princess kissing the frog and it becomes a Prince, the Prince kissing the Princess to wake her ... but the damned frog giving the Princess a head massage !!! Disney beat that one !!!
(does that make if an Afro-Frog Head Massage ??? instead of an Indian Head Massage??? PMSL)
And then I chucked him out the window !!! so does that mean I threw my Prince away ??? Damn didn't think about that at 5am this morning !!! :-)
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